danisontnonfire:

How often do it be like that

dearvante:

me at 4 am on a school night

cute-suggestions:

in 2019 we’re not gonna purposely make ourselves sad anymore!!! no more looking at that blog bc you know it’ll make you sad! no more clicking on a link to a song that brings back bad memories or a post that reminds you of bad times just to make yourself feel bad!! we’re gonna start to love ourselves in 2019 and strive to be happy bitch!!!!!

mindykahling:

My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??

Me:

dangerousdykes:

me: [finds a scratch i don’t remember getting]
me: [the x-files original 1993 opening theme.mp3]

motiya:

honestly? Im sincere and so full of love and no one can ever take that away from me

hayniacstuck:

Me, on my deathbed: wtf….Why did they cancel Victorious

fartgallery:

god i just remembered the biggest fight i ever had with my best friend from elementary school was when i talked about the youngest kid in our grade who was born on december 30th and said “if he was born 2 days later he would be the oldest kid in the grade below us instead”, and my friend just… adamantly refused to believe it and said he would be the oldest kid in our grade instead. the argument got intense. i drew graphs. took out a calendar. surveyed other kids. but he would not listen. we didnt reach a resolution cause a teacher yelled at us to stop and I forgot about it until this moment. im heated again now, i need to find out his contact info

cat-memes-only:

mangacartaholygrail:

*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication

deadjosey:

morticiaandthediamonds:

date someone who loves your belly